Saturday 30 January 2010

Operation Knock Down Door

My big brother George & I don't like the neighbours over the road, so we've decided to invade their house.

I don't like the way they treat their children, but also they have a nice car which I'd quite like. Also, if I don't George will stop feeding me the neighbourhood gossip I need, & he says I can get income from sub-contracting out repairing the damage afterwards. He's Smart.

It may be unpopular & illegal, but it's The Right Thing To Do. Plus the voice of God is telling me to do it, although I'm going to keep quiet about that until afterwards when the heat has died down & I've moved away.

On a totally unrelated note, Tony Blair gave evidence to the Chilcot Iraq Inquiry today didn't he?