Hello, I'm (the) Drolgerg.
I've just had a birthday (25 again) & I'm not happy. I got a birthday present from someone called 'Mick' (not his real name) - legal papers. Thanks Micky! He's suing me for a kitchen refit he didn't want to finish that I funnily enough haven't finished paying him for. “Finish the job & I’ll finish paying you, no pay me & I’ll finish the job, no…” you get the picture. He’s a B*stard. In case you can read, Mick, we're countersuing for squillions - yeah! My new boiler doesn't work either. The bloke who put that in is also a B*stard. My legal team is being briefed (I met this bloke called Dave down the pub & I need to return his underpants – har har). Where are all these London Poles (isn't that a basketball team - if not it should be) I keep hearing about – some of them should move here to the Midlands - I've got plenty of work for them!
On the other hand (back to my birthday) my in-laws gave me £50, which was nice (my wife just read this my first ever blog - her reaction: "have you 'phoned to say "thank you" yet?"; she also corrected my spelling), my sister gave me a nice book (Peter Jackson: From Gore to Mordor) & my nice wife gave me some nice chocolate. I want a Wii - & not because my bladder isn't what it used to be (not very good) & I drink a lot, although that's true. The deal : my nice wife pays for it as a combined Xmas / birthday prezzie but I have to get it; I can't however find 1 for love nor money. (Actually that's not true: I found some for more than we/she are/is prepared to pay, & my offers of sexual favours were scorned - you would think those spotty kids in the game shops would be less choosy).
Anyway, I feel the need for a 'phone-call to my Mother-in-Law coming on, so I'd better go.
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Hi, Visiting form Jen's Blog gems. Hope you have got you Wii by now and are enjoying it. Mich x
Contractors .... hmmm, well they're either great or they suck. I'm sorry you got one that sucked! My house news -- we were going to close on a house today but someone broke in and stole the copper pipes. What are you going to do?
Visiting from the blog hop.
LOL at your first post. Hope you got your Wii - and your finished kitchen. Oh, and your squillions. Visiting from Blog Gems.
hehehe, that was one big hello :D So what happened with the kitchen? and the wii? and do you still have the wii even? We have one and love it, but I know that 'serious gamers' have some issues with the range of games available:) Thanks for joining in Blog Gems. Jen
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